Holy Schnickes Batman!!

You know whats weird? The cell-phone craze that has exploded everywhere. Soon monkeys will be using them to communicate. They are that simple!! *Best AT&T voice*

However this craze never really occured to me until just other day. I stroll out into the street, and a guy on a bicycle zings by me talking on his cell phone. I was utterly amazed! Where has this world taken us, that we now have to talk on the phone while riding a bike. Haha! I mean seriously could this person not wait until he arrived at his destination?

What kind of a phone call was this, that it needed to be taken while riding a bike? Could it have been important? Was it a momentous discovery? Was it undercover? Not Likely!!! We all know it was just some bullshit call to his girlfriend telling her to take the lasagna out of the oven. Craziness I tell'ya!

Next on the list: waterproof cell-phones, because too many asshats took them waterskiing.
Ya heard it here first.
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